First : indonesian (it should be expert but somehow i don't very good with my own language grammars :p)
Second : english (should be expert)
Third : japanese (novice? i try the japanese toefl, the noryokushiken but even i don't pass the lowest grade LOL. but i learn little by little from anime. XD)

First: Cantonese (Born in China , so my Canto is pretty good . :])
Second: English (Somehow better than my Cantonese . Probably because I've been living in the U.S. since I was four and a half . :X)
Third: Mandarin (Can understand a little and write more that what I hear . x])
Fourth: French (Been taking classes in my school for 2 semesters so far . I can only hear a bit . I have to say this isn't my favorite language . >w<)
Fifth: Japanese (A total amateur ? Understands a little because of anime and can read very little from learning online . xD )

http://engrish.com/

Too much laughing, but seriously if we ever make mistakes like that in our work

First: Engrish ( Native - born and raised in America)
Second: Korean (Intermediate - lived in korea for an year and 1/2)
Third: Spanish (beginner - Started taking it in september)

Don't you mean english?

Yes i do......